Total Medals Earned: 2,394 (From 427 different games.) Total Medal Score: 37,415 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/355 points)
Win the race on Normal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Graciously lose the race
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 4/16 (30/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Completed Medium Mode
Completed Easy Mode
Completed Hard Mode - You are now the master!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Beat the Frog boss
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Kill the player
Beat the game to unlock
Medals Earned: 8/18 (325/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank PD
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/135 points)
Beat a level without using all of the required folds.
Get a total score of 1700.
Get a total score of 3400(100% on every level)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 7/13 (125/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Finish the game
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options